Micky Bimble is a dynamic internationally acclaimed performance artist

The Elf Inspectorate

Tintwhistle is not his usual happy elf self

His yuletide work is being assessed by Inspector Gif of the Elf Inspectorate. Can he make balloon models quickly enough? Are they to the correct standards? Will he drop his juggling balls under pressure?

Most importantly, will he get sufficient points on the Elf Entertainment Customer Satisfaction Feedback Forms?

The Elf Inspectorate are conducting a survey of the general public on behalf of Santa PLC. Their aim is to ensure that valued customers are getting total satisfaction with ChristmasÆ and Associated Yuletide Activity

Poor Tintwhistle! This is not something a young elf needs at such a busy time!

The Elf Inspectorate is a comic walkabout created by highly experienced performers Richard Gillett and Micky Bimble.

Their performances are inherently flexible and instantly adaptable to parades, roving entertainment or a fixed location format.

A pair of peripatetic performers playfully poking fun at a world of targets, surveys and box-ticking.

Both performers are equity members, have full public liability insurance and enhanced CRB checks.

Christmas and Associated Yuletide Activity are registered trademarks.